Name: Caitlin Emily Maria Garetti Stuhan, but really: Caity
Nicknames: Midge (for midget), Cait-O, Boo-boo, shorty, shaawty, Little Ball of Hate, Stu, Ho, Ms. Skanky McSkankerson, Mrs. Anita Chandra
Birthday: January 21st, 1988 (Same day as Baby Spice) (no joke!)
Hometown: Cleveland, Ohio. But I hate the Browns
Height: 5'1 and ¾''
Right or Left Handed: depends -- writing, right; batting, both
Heritage: Italian, Slovak, Croatian, AMERICAN
Major: International Relations
Graduation Year: 2010
Weakness: Sweet talkers
Fears: the dark, roller coasters, lobsters, babies
Thoughts First Waking Up: Donde estan mis pantalones
Extracurriculars: Soccer, Softball, Basketball, Swimming, writing dirty novels, tutoring, reading books before they're turned into movies, cleaning, quoting films, laughing far too loudly
Pepsi or Coke: Neither, I don't drink pop. And yes, it's called "pop"
McDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Snapple
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mockolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino because it sounds cosmopolitan
Favorites: Lebron James, softball, The Weakerthans, ice cream, my dog (Argus, named after Odysseus's faithful pet) (no joke), Kurt Vonnegut, Spongebob Squarepants
Hatreds: Orange flavored candy, messes, the color pink, bad drivers, hyper-pungent aromas, small children, Minnie Driver
Sushi?: ew, that's disgusting. That's raw fish, you know
Been beaten up?: I do the beating. Caity=Chuck Norris
How I want to Die: in a mosh pit! I almost did once, no joke
What I want to be when I grow Up: a socialite who writes bestselling novels and solves mysteries on the side. So much for that hi-quality Johns Hopkins edumacation
Oh, and who lives in a pinapple under the sea?