Be honest.  How many times times have you looked at me and said to yourself 
"Boy, sexier than him".  Probably more times than I would like to admit.  So now's 
your chance to prove it at the HopSFA Sex Symbol Contest.  Enter any or all of 
the three catagories, Male, Female or Other.  But it's not as simple as just 
showing up and looking more sexy than everyone else, you have to prove it.  Sing 
a (sexy) song.  Do a (sexy) dance.  Tell a (sexy) story.  Show us that you are 
the sexiest!   

That's this Thursday at 8:00 PM in Macauley 101.  Be there or else.  

Joshbob, President and King of No Pants

Current Score:
Man Magnet Pants 2, Joshbob 0