Sorry this isn't a terrible interesting email, kids, but I need to move my car 
before I get a ticket and I need to send this out as soon as possible.  This 
Friday is the SAC Fair from 11-4 on the Freshmen Quad.  Come, scare the freshmen!  
Scare the people at the other tables!  It's what we're good at.  So, c'mon down 
and join in the fun.  If you want to help set up, get there at 1045.  If you 
don't you are not a "team player," or a "go-getter," not that that's what any of 
you strive to be.  Also, you can stay the whole time, but shifts are also good, 
especially considering the magnificent length of the whole shindig.  Remember, 
bring sunscreen or an umbrella, depending on the weather, we don't want crispy 
or drowned Fen.  Hope you all  had fun at DragonCon and I'll (hopefully/better) 
see you all there!

Your Grand High Puhbaa,
Paige, Hopkins Euthanatos/Dreamspeaker Dual Traditionalist