Guys and girls!
Girls and guys!
Gather together and feast your eyes!

This is your new president Joshbob Antoline bringing your your weekly Hopsfa 
schedule.  This week is the (in)famous Purity Test!  I know we all started 
college pure as new fallen snow, but now it's time to see just how much more fallen 
we've become.  Just remember, the best part about purity points is that when you 
lose them it's almost impossible to get them back.  

See everyone at 8pm, Thursday, in McCaully 101.

Joshbob
HopSFA President and King of No Pants.