Dylan Chachere       [ Poem 1 | Poem 2 | Paintings ]

Revenge of Burt the Jerk

You may all remember that an old man beat Burt the jerk, but everyone heard about it and made fun of Burtís humiliation, then Burt had one thing on is mind revenge.

He took lots and lots of blimps, filled them up with wet manure, turned off all the electricity in the city, dumped the manure, turned back on the electicty and all the manure flew around all over the place like cannon balls.

Then George, Ben, and Lizzy catch Burt and put him on trial, then the judge said, you are found guilty, you will be in jail for 5 years, those were what the judge said.

And by the way when are you going to let me out?

THE END
Or is it?

Revenge of Burt the Jerk, part 2

You all might remember that Burt was put in prison for 5 years for pulling the most disgusting prank on the city. But little did they know, Burt had a Plan B, for his revenge. He broke out of prison about 3 weeks ago, and now heís planning his revenge not only on the city, but the entire world. When he got out, he started to build a machine by scratch. But while he was working, he started pulling pranks on countries and states, one by one, Tokyo, Russia, China, India, Australia, Africa, Europe, South America, Antarctica, North America, and he even pulled a prank on the Pentagon. When he pulled all those pranks, meanwhile he would also gather wires, antennas, metal springs, scraps of metal, even t.v. equipment. This went on for about two years until it was completed but he needed more equipment to make the machine work, so he gathered computers and electric light bulbs and some technology from Pentagon, and went around the world doing more pranks while gathering those stuff.

He crossed some wires, screwed in the light bulbs, set up some rocket boosters, and made a lever to launch the machine while making a list of pranks and what he should do, hereís one of them: Solve world hungerÖtell no one. But then he noticed what was missing for the prank, 200 pounds of manure. So once again he traveled around the world gathering bags of manure while pulling more pranks. He finally completed the machine then he pulled the lever to launch it, it started rumblingÖand then, the machine fell apart, so once again he traveled around the worldÖ Bla Bla Bla! Then he fixed the machine. Then he pulled the lever, it started rumbling then finally it launched into space. Then everybody in town saw what it was a giant metal squirt gun filled with manure. But not only he made that he also made a button that will shut off all the electricity in the world, so he pressed the button. All the electricity turned off then Burt pressed another button to fire the manure on the entire world. Manure was piled on buildings, there were also waves of it like an ocean, speaking of the ocean, all the creatures of the sea started swimming to one area. Then Burt pressed the electricity button again, and everything turned back on, and then it happened.

All the manure flew all over the place, there were cannon balls of it that it even flew into peoples faces, there was even a guy surfing in the manure wave. Then George, Ben, and Lizzy came back and caught Burt again. And this time he had 20 years in prison.

And I'm to ask you one more time, Please Let Me Out of Here!!!

THE END
I hope!

© Dylan Chachere