You people.  If you all really, really, really want to go to Ren Faire in the 
mud with nowhere to sit (trust me, I was cast at a Ren Faire), then I will 
consider it.    Personally, and speaking for those of us who don't want to wear 
combat boots with our costumes, I think this a bad idea.  So what I'm going to do 
is wait till tomorrow afternoon, call the Ren Faire, and see if the shorter ones 
of us will still be able to walk without drowning.  Does that make all of you 
freaking happy?!

Your frustrated president,
Me.

ps-- We won't, and I repeat, won't ever go out after a blizzard.  Anywhere.  
There will be no arguments.