...As Anemone bit into the warm, pulsing neck of her innocent, blue-eyed victim 
and the coppery blood made its way over her ruby tongue she thought to herself:  
I think it needs a bit of Tabasco...

And with that...Welcome (back) to HopSFA, everyone!  For those of you who have 
no idea how you got on this list or what HopSFA is, we are the 
Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Gaming/Goth association on campus.  We do lots of fun stuff.

Speaking of fun stuff, our first meeting is coming up this Thursday and it's 
going to involve a Scavenger Hunt, as well as general introductions (if you want 
to know upper classmen/graduates with useful things like cars and apartments 
this is a good time to find some).  Also, our Scavenger Hunt,like the members of 
our club, is not quite your average Scavenger Hunt, so it's an experience if 
nothing else.

Current and Elder Fen...Come, see the fresh meat.  The freshmen are tender, 
like lobster, only they don't have that pointy exoskeleton.
Mmmm...lobster with butter sauce...mmm...freshmen with butter sauce...*drool*

So...come on down to Macauley 101 at 8PM this Thursday!  (Macauley is one of 
the buildings in front of Mudd...the one on the left if you're facing Mudd) Or I 
shall flog you within an inch of your life with your own recently severed arm! 
=-)

Your President and Grand High Dictator,
Paige "who the hell would only buy 3 condoms?" Zeller

"If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a fucking birthday 
present."~Withnail and I (great movie, watch it!)